We've all been out of sorts
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Out of Sorts: The Aisle Where We All Shop Eventually
My wife said the other day, “Maybe we’re all out of sorts.”
And of course, my brain turned that into logistics.I pictured myself in the grocery aisle—somewhere between Caffeine and Good Intentions—looking for a discreet beige box labeled “Sorts.” Probably on backorder.
The truth is, we’re not broken—we’re misaligned. Our internal supply chain is out of sync. The mission-critical systems—sleep, nutrition, movement, and mindset—have drifted out of formation.
At Elpis Alliance, we don’t treat being “out of sorts” as a character flaw. We treat it as an operational imbalance—one you can fix with data, discipline, and a plan that integrates Performance, Lifestyle, and Functional (PLF) health principles. (not the PLF some of you jumpers first think of)
The Real Cost (raw, no fluff) I didn’t realize how bad it was until I saw my own sleep data. 4 hours 56 minutes average. Zero slow-wave. Heart-rate variability in the gutter. I was sharp on the range, dull everywhere else. My wife wasn’t joking—she was reporting.
The Turning Point (Dr O enters) One phone call with Dr O changed everything. He didn’t give me a pep talk. He gave me a, unique to me, protocol and said, “Execute or stay broken.” Magnesium glycinate timing, glycine loading, light discipline, carb back-loading—the full YGLIR stack.
The Proof less than a full month later: 7 hours 9 minutes of deep, unbroken sleep. HRV improved more than 40%. I woke up before my alarm—quiet mind, no fog. Screenshots to prove it. That’s not marketing. That’s evidence. I’m not the only one. Other veterans have done it too.
A $54.24 recurring sleep bundle YGLIR Sleep Bundle | Elpis Alliance Retail YGLIR you buy, doesn’t just fix your sleep, it funds one complete veteran sleep kit through Elpis Alliance. One subscription = one vet gets the same protocol that pulled me out of the aisle. That’s the deal. Personal performance into collective purpose—exactly like page 1 of the manual says.
Want the benefit of the exact protocol that took me from 4h56m to 7h09m? Send your email below—no cost, instant delivery.